Designed by Cory Etzkorn | United States
“What’s fit for the oval office, flyer than Airforce One, and Stronger than the U.S. dollar? The Original PepperMint, of course! These federal-reserve-fresh mints come in two delicious and highly stylized varieties sure to please your inner capitalist.
“Rumor has it that The Beer Tender can feel only three human emotions: thirst, contentment, and the feeling of pure awesomeness. And now, for a nominal fee, these three emotions can be yours with a simple call. Within moments of receiving your call, The Beer Tender will depart his secret brewery in NE Minneapolis and deliver ice-cold kegs of premium craft beer directly to your front door. In the event a keg runs dry, simply flip the topper from “Tapped” to “Tapped Out,” set the keg on your doorstep, and prepare for your thirst to be re-quenched faster than you can say “Five Liters.”